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Retired Still Awake at 0430 Tee – Funny Military Retirement Shirt

Retired Still Awake at 0430 Tee – Funny Military Retirement Shirt

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Retired. Still Awake at 0430 Anyway.

No alarm. No formation. No reason. Twenty years of early mornings don't switch off just because the paperwork went through. A bold typographic tee for the retired veteran whose body still thinks PT starts in thirty minutes. Great for a military retirement party, Veterans Day, Father's Day, Christmas or an ETS gift.

Honorably Unhinged is a veteran-owned brand. Every design is created by an Army veteran.

DETAILS

  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, soft airlume cotton
  • Black, Military Green, Navy and Dark Grey Heather
  • Tag-free printed neck label
  • Unisex fit; see the size chart in the photos
  • Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low

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PRODUCTION

Printed to order and shipped by our production partner, usually within 2 to 5 business days.

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